No, it’s not that interesting. I was cleaning the shower yesterday and slipped and fell. I wish someone had got it on video. I’m sure it was hysterical. My foot slipped, I over corrected backward and as I fell, I slammed my right arm onto a 5 gallon bucket and then slammed my left knee into the tile wall. I crawled out on my hands and one knee so that I could lay on the carpet and not in the shower which was full of a horrible combination of chemicals. (Yes, we have carpet in our bathroom. We bought the house that way. So 12 years later it’s TOTALLY nasty. I know. If it grosses you out, send me money so I can put tile in and make it like a normal bathroom.)
So there I am, laying on the carpet, ( I know it’s disgusting…..seriously send money) and all I can think is, “Shit, I have to finish cleaning the shower or those chemicals will harden and I’m screwed.”
At that moment I realized that this was an act of God. God was telling me something life-changing. I could hear it in the throbs of pain, ebbing up from my knee, my arm and my back. He said………..”You need a maid.” AMEN!